Lux-Vertas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[20 Years of Badger]

Me: Google, how long do badgers live?

Google: Badgers live for 15 years...

Me: Well time to ruin an old Memory!

[Fan Service 2]

ahh... the horrors of websites that make the elder gods go "NOPE!"

[Mother's Waltz]

beutiful... now I want to go hug my mother...

[Sparkle Pom-Pom Squad]

ahh Cheer leading... because the Americans are too stupid to come up with awesome songs/chants!

I have to admit, this is a HILARIOUS piss take on all that BS!

[Time to "Waist"]

So...

So the best measurement of my weight isn't a scale, but my Trousers falling down my fat ass? Hmmm... I have a cunning plan!

Any way, apart from the cunning plan Baldrick, This is a Nice short!

[Desktop Stripper]

Holy crap!

where did that ending come from? Seriously I had no idea it would end like that!

Still, great job and DAMN it deserves to be front page!

[Animating Boxes at 3am]

Wow!

I did NOT see the ending of this one!

[Xmas Day]

Great!

Only one question:

Who has mash with Roast Potato? Blasphemy!

[Chuck vs Alfa]

Bloody awesome!

Holy catfish! So epic that we need a new language JUST to explan the epicosity of it!